Well, having received that very out-of-the-way email from an alleged secret admirer, I answered it, since I have not much to lose, after all.
from: Mikey Dickerson
to: Happie Go Lucky
date: Jul 25, 2007 12:50 PM
Hello Happie, glad to hear from you, even though as you say, I don't know who you are. I don't have a girlfriend. I hope you'll decide to tell me who you are. Might I see you if I go out to Sunnyvale tonight with Phuong and them?
And I got a response in twenty minutes:
from: Happie Go Lucky
to: Mikey Dickerson
date: Jul 25, 2007 1:10 PM
LOL! I'm so embarrassed! When you find out you're gonna be like, oh, it's you!
This is kinda funny, but I don't know what to do next. If I tell you who I am you will totally know! Yes, I'll be there tonight, I was there last week too.
You're sooooo close...
Why are you so shy? You've got such a cute smile...and seem so down to earth.
But now the game is up. I think I know what has happened, so I add hibiscusbloom to my google-talk, figuring that I can sort it out faster if she should come online. When she doesn't appear for the rest of the day, I email her back, as I am leaving work:
from: Mikey Dickerson
to: Happie Go Lucky
date: Jul 25, 2007 6:34 PM
hmm, I don't really know that many girls from kickball, you know. i'd be a little surprised if you were lisa, her being married, as i understand it. phuong doesn't seem all that shy. i do hope you're not jenny .. not that i have anything against jenny, except that her boyfriend is one of my coworkers and this I do not need.
> Why are you so shy? You've got such a cute
> smile...and seem so down to earth.
thanks, are you sure you have the right person? I'm not famous for smiling a whole lot. i'm the white guy, on the green team, i took pictures that one time..? down to earth i'll accept.
This would have been the end of the story of Happie Go Lucky, but the next day, she did sign in to google talk, at which point she would have been told that "pomonamikey has added you." But remember that she only knows my work email address, so she doesn't know who pomonamikey is (and doesn't guess .. I have started to suspect that Happie isn't the brightest bulb on the marquee).
14:54 -!- Irssi: Starting query in localhost with hibiscusbloom
14:54 <hibiscusbloom> who's this?
14:56 <pomonamikey> the better question is, who is this
14:56 <pomonamikey> i am m-----@google.com
14:56 <hibiscusbloom> i'm asking you first.
14:56 <hibiscusbloom> oh, i thought you were someone else. i wasn't there last night.
14:57 <pomonamikey> you thought i was something else meaning you emailed the wrong person yesterday?
14:57 <pomonamikey> or just now?
14:57 <hibiscusbloom> and realized you were the wrong person cause i saw the person I thought was your email
14:57 <hibiscusbloom> am sooooo sorry!
14:57 <pomonamikey> hah ok
14:57 <pomonamikey> who were you actually trying to email
14:58 <hibiscusbloom> can't tell you know him.
14:59 <hibiscusbloom> i think
14:59 <pomonamikey> ok, whatever
14:59 <hibiscusbloom> i am soo sorry for the confusion.
15:00 -!- hibiscusbloom [hibiscusbloom@gmail.com] has quit [Leaving...]
..so that's that. I present this story for entertainment value only, I have nothing more to say about it.
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